Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
i don't wanna go to school
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Reblog if you're a potato.
What will happen to one direction?
1980: OMG I love NSYNC!!! They’re nobodies now. 2006-2009: OMG I love The Jonas Brothers!!! They’re nobodies now. 2009-2011: OMG I love Justin Bieber!!! He’s on the road to nobodyness 2012: OMG I love One direction!!! What’s gonna happen now, smart-ass?!
Alana: Chat chat chat CHATTTTTTTTTTT with someone
Me: ..........Stfu -_-
Alana: SUCK MY DI.........onut
The one directioner's conversation from...
Zayn's Boyfriend: You're planning the most romantic date of your life with me!!! Where would you go?
Zayn: Fancy Restauraunt in Italy
Liam and his boyfriend: New York
Louise and his Boyfriend: Paris
Harry and his boyfriend: Rome
Niall: On the beach with Alana (happy now?)
Why I hate one direction!!!!
- Zayn is an ugly, hormonal little girl who still wears tu-tus. -Harry does Heroin. Enough said. -Niall is a buck-tooth hillbilly -Louis and Liam are dating. Isn’t it obvious?!?!?!?! (Threeway with Harry!!!) -Come on. If a hairy 40-year-old creep could sound like them, everyone would want to date him too!!!!
If you laugh while someone’s trying to choke you to death,...
A conversation between a One direction Fan and a...
1D Fan: TEHEHEHE OMG LYK HARRY LOOKED @ ME! THAT TOTS MEANS HE WANT TO GET IN MY PANTS, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
Human: No, it means his eyes were in the direction towards your face.
1D fan: OMGLYK UR SO JELLY RIGHT?
Human: No, now if you excuse me I must punch you.
1D fan: LYK UR SUCH A RUDIE PERSON!!!
Human: OMG LIKE, You're annoying. Shut the hell up.
Nothing can stop you, except a stop sign. Unless you’re a criminal ;3– herroderesexy.tumblr.com
Why I hate bathtubs!
-They’re too big to be buckets, but to small to be swimming pools -Bubble bath smells gross -Bath toys are SO last week -Go ahead, ruin your floor