THROWING A POTATO AT MY GRANDMA CALLING HER A BITCH. SHE PROCEEDED TO TRY AND DROWN ME IN A BATHTUB.
1980: OMG I love NSYNC!!!
They’re nobodies now.
2006-2009: OMG I love The Jonas Brothers!!!
2009-2011: OMG I love Justin Bieber!!!
He’s on the road to nobodyness
2012: OMG I love One direction!!!
What’s gonna happen now, smart-ass?!
- Zayn is an ugly, hormonal little girl who still wears tu-tus.
-Harry does Heroin. Enough said.
-Niall is a buck-tooth hillbilly
-Louis and Liam are dating. Isn’t it obvious?!?!?!?! (Threeway with Harry!!!)
-Come on. If a hairy 40-year-old creep could sound like them, everyone would want to date him too!!!!
-They’re too big to be buckets, but to small to be swimming pools
-Bubble bath smells gross
-Bath toys are SO last week
-Go ahead, ruin your floor